Howdy ladies
Little Johnny and his pal Billy were walking in the park when they passed three ladies eating bananas on a bench. “Howdy ladies,” Little Johnny said as…
The Football Hero
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees a building on fire A lady is standing on a third story ledge holding…
The Guide Dog’s Misadventure
A blind woman was seen waiting at a street corner with her guide dog. After a short wait the dog started leading the blind woman across the…
Two Elderly Nuns
Two elderly nuns, Sister Dulce and Sister Andrea are on their way back from the market one evening. It’s already very late, and they have quite a…
Santa In Train
Santa was traveling in a train. The ticket collector came and asked him to show his ticket. Santa politely asked, “Which one should I show, the one…
Murphy and his wife
Murphy and his wife went for a stroll in the park. They sit down on a bench to rest for awhile. Soon they overhear voices coming from…
A blonde was driving …
A blonde was driving down the road and she looks up and she sees a tree so she swerves to the left. The tree is still in…
Wetherspoons
A Group of guys, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because…
A duck walks into a pub
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says… “Hang on! You’re a…
The bet
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye.” The bartender says, “Yeah,…
My friend, Dave
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it…
Refrigerator
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got to do something about my husband … he thinks he’s a refrigerator!” “I Wouldn’t worry too…