Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, “Martha, I’d like to ride in that there airplane.” And…

A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard…

A man went to a gift store to buy his girlfriend a pair of gloves. He had the manager try them on. She said they were perfect,…

Three prisoners are on death row and are about to be executed They are asked what they wish to have for their last meal. One man asks…

A woman in her late 30s was happily jumping – unclothed – on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while then…

There were five people aboard an airplane having engine trouble getting ready to crash, however, there were only four parachutes. Everyone wondered what should be done to…

A little boy asks his mother, “Mom, is it possible to eat electricity?” The mother says: ‘What? Where did you hear that? The boy replied: “Yesterday I…

A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease. “Would you…

A young lady is working at an old people’s home when she walks into an old gentleman’s room. He’s holding a set of photographs and looks upset….

A man celebrating his 100th birthday was asked by a reporter how he had managed to live so long: The man contemplated that question and looked over…

A man is walking along a beach and finds a bottle. When he rubs the bottle, a genie appears and says, “I can grant you one wish.”…