A nun and a priest are playing golf
A nun and a priest are playing golf. The priest is teeing off at the first hole. The ball flies across the fairway towards the green, but…
Wanna be Friends?
A blonde was walking past a schoolyard during recess when she saw a young girl standing all alone on one end of the soccer field, while the…
Little Johnny’s curiosity
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, “Mom, what are those things on your chest!?” Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny…
A week off
Two women were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small business. “I started a new practice last year,” the first one said. “I insist that…
A very shy guy
A very shy guy goes into a pub on Valentine’s Day night and sees a beautiful young woman sitting alone at the bar. After an hour of…
The perfume
The young man says to his date, “I really like the perfume you’re wearing. What’s it called?” The young lady looks puzzled for a minute then searches…
Honey, can you explain it to me?
A bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?” “Okay, sweetheart….
Only 24 hours to live
A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the…
A Creative Solution
Once in a school, Girls started to leave kissing marks on mirror of restroom. Janitor was troubled by this because he had to clean them and it…
A lady went to a doctor office
A lady went to a doctor’s office, and was being examined by a doctor. A few minutes into the examination, screeching could be heard from the room,…
Don’t worry mam
Susan’s mother: “What are you doing on the top of that tree?” Susan: “Some boys are playing football their ball is fallen on the tree. They asked…
Two Irishmen Are Lost At Sea
They ran out of food a couple of days ago, and ran out of water just today, so naturally they’re pretty desperate. Out on the water, one…