A nun wakes up one morning and decides to go for a walk. She gets out of bed and puts on her shoes.  As she’s walking down…

Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad. The three men broke into a conversation. The…

A husband and wife were grocery shopping when the husband picked up a case of Budweiser and placed it in the cart. “What do you think you’re…

Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says…

These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again. They were best friends and they decided…

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s party. He is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all….

A pretty young woman visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for…

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing ”Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes…

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cursed her heavily.  ‘Where have ye been all this time, child?…

Dorothy and Edna, two “senior” widows, are talking. Dorothy: “That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last…

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and…