A young man was showing of his new sportscar to his girlfriend she was thrilled at the speed. “If I do 200 km/h, will you take all…

A priest took a beautiful woman in his bedroom. He put a Bible on the bed and asked the woman to lie on the bed. When the…

“So,” Jane asked the private detective she had hired. “Did you trail my husband?”  “Yes ma’am. I did. I followed him to a bar, to an out-of-the-way…

I was sitting on my own in a restaurant when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of most expensive wine…

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and…

Wife: “Isn’t this just like our honeymoon? Remember the resort, the view, the fancy dinners?” Husband: “Of course! … I just can’t seem to remember why the…

A naked man was walking down the street with a woman on his back. A bloke on the other side of the road asked, “Where are you…

One day John looks over the fence and spies Sam’s wife, undressed, watering the garden. When Sam gets home from work, John brags to him that he’s…

A handsome man in a suit approaches a young lady at a bar and asks if he can buy her a drink. “Don’t you have a girlfriend?”…

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: “I’ll be home when I want, if I want and…

A woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: ‘Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke…