Mary and her five-year old son were putting cookies for Santa under the Christmas tree when Mary dropped a cookie on the floor. “Don’t worry,” she said,…

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a…

An older couple wake up in the morning and the husband looks over at the woman and says, ‘Wow! You wouldn’t believe the dream I had…’ And…

Larry’s barn burned down and his wife, Susan, called the insurance company. Susan spoke to the insurance agent and said, “We had that barn insured for fifty…

James is alone in the bedroom when his beautiful wife opens the door and walks in. “James,” she whispers, “Take off my shirt.” “James,” she whispers, “Take…

A 92 year old man went to the doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asked the man how he was feeling, and the 92 year old…

When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got something to tell you She sat down and…

An old Man walked into the bank and stood in the queue, when it was his turn he handed his bank card to a bank teller and…

An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was…

A doctor is making his rounds in the hospital when he comes upon a guy with the worst case of sunburn he has ever seen. The poor…

A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she’d do. The blonde…