The alcoholic came to the yoga school.
Hi, I am an alcoholic. I’ve read in the magazine that yoga helps alcoholics to change their lives.
I think I am ready. Can you please give me a few lessons.
Of course, welcome to the family!
Two months later.
So how are you? Have your drinking habits changed?
Yes, that’s really a game changer! All my family and friends are impressed! Now I can drink shots standing on my head in the bar!
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