A blonde walks into the police department
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer asks her some questions: Officer: What’s 2 + 2? Blonde: Ummm… 4! Officer: What’s…
A man went to his dentist
A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, “That new upper plate I put in…
The Maid asked for a pay raise
The Maid asked for a pay raise. Madam was very upset about this and asked: “Now Maria, why do you want an increase?” Maria: “Well Madam, there…
A blonde was hard up for money
A blonde was hard up for money, so she walked around her neighborhood, trying to find a job. She met a nice man who said he would…
A Blonde Walks into a Library
A blonde walks into a library and slams a book on the desk. She says, “This is the worst book I’ve ever read!! There’s no plot and…
Smart husband
A woman went to a lawyer to discuss divorcing her husband. “Don’t you love him anymore?” asked the lawyer. “Oh, I still love him,” the chick replied….
A Blonde Woman Working In Pharmacy
A blonde woman started work in the Village chemist shop, she was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public. The Chemist was going on…
A good-looking stranger
A man, his wife and a good-looking stranger are stranded on a desert island. The wife quickly loses interest in her husband and begins flirting with the…
Bedroom Surprise
A man walks into his bedroom after work and is surprised to find his wife lying naked on the bed. After careful examination, he spies a pair…
Negotiation Skills
A man meets a woman at a bar and asks her, “Would you have lovemaking with me for 10 million dollars?” Without skipping a beat she screams….
A couples were playing poker
A couples were playing a round of poker one summer night, when one of the husbands, Bob, accidentally dropped a few of his chips on the floor….
The Dad Explains Why Cóndóms Come in Packs of 3, 6 and 12
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?”…