A blonde walks into the police department

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer asks her some questions: Officer: What’s 2 + 2? Blonde: Ummm… 4! Officer: What’s…

A man went to his dentist

A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, “That new upper plate I put in…

The Maid asked for a pay raise

The Maid asked for a pay raise. Madam was very upset about this and asked: “Now Maria, why do you want an increase?” Maria: “Well Madam, there…

A blonde was hard up for money

A blonde was hard up for money, so she walked around her neighborhood, trying to find a job. She met a nice man who said he would…

A Blonde Walks into a Library

A blonde walks into a library and slams a book on the desk. She says, “This is the worst book I’ve ever read!! There’s no plot and…

Smart husband

A woman went to a lawyer to discuss divorcing her husband. “Don’t you love him anymore?” asked the lawyer. “Oh, I still love him,” the chick replied….

A Blonde Woman Working In Pharmacy

A blonde woman started work in the Village chemist shop, she was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public. The Chemist was going on…

A good-looking stranger

A man, his wife and a good-looking stranger are stranded on a desert island. The wife quickly loses interest in her husband and begins flirting with the…

Bedroom Surprise

A man walks into his bedroom after work and is surprised to find his wife lying naked on the bed. After careful examination, he spies a pair…

Negotiation Skills

A man meets a woman at a bar and asks her, “Would you have lovemaking with me for 10 million dollars?” Without skipping a beat she screams….

A couples were playing poker

A couples were playing a round of poker one summer night, when one of the husbands, Bob, accidentally dropped a few of his chips on the floor….

The Dad Explains Why Cóndóms Come in Packs of 3, 6 and 12

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?”…