These three drunk guys decide to go to the brothel. The madam sees them coming and tells the girls to just throw some blow up dolls in…

A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed a man walking towards them with an arm full of long stem red…

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into…

A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, “How many children do you have?” “Ten,” she replied. “What are…

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces… “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a…

A couple was playing a game in bed. The game was called “Guess What I’m Thinking.” The wife thought of something and said, “It’s big, round, and…

A teacher asks her class if anyone could use the word ‘indefinitely’ in a sentence. Little Johnny raises his hand at the back of the class. But…

A man and his wife enter a dentist’s office. The wife says “I need a tooth pulled. No gas or Novocain! I’m in a terrible hurry. Just…

“Doctor,” the man said, “I don’t mind telling you, but I’m a little upset because my daughter has red hair She can’t possibly be mine.” “Nonsense,” the…

Wife: Where are you? Husband : At home love. Wife: Are you sure? Husband : Yes. Wife: Turn on the food mixer. Husband : (turns food mixer…

A man took his wife to a Broadway show. During the first intermission he had to use the bathroom in the worst way, so he hurried to…