A man meets a woman at a bar and asks her,
“Would you have lovemaking with me for 10 million dollars?”
Without skipping a beat she screams.
“Yes!”
The man then asks, “What about for $20?”
She looks at him sideways and says,
“What do you think I am, a whore?”
The man says,
“We’ve already established that you are, now we’re just negotiating.”
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