A 15-year-old comes home with a Porsche
A 15-year-old comes home with a Porsche, and his parents flip out. “Where did you get that car?” they shout. He calmly responds, “I bought it today.”…
Competition
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce The driver of the Yugo rolls down his window and shouts to the…
The Us / Mexico Border Guard Is Shocked When Juan Said This
… with two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?” “Sand,” answered Juan. The guard says, “We’ll just see…
A Cabbie Picks Up A Nun
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him…
“I Had an Affair…” Her Reply? 😳❤️🤯
Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says, “Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive…
New state, new laws? 😂📍🚗
One day a blond from Cali decides to move take a trip to North Carolina to see her brunette friend. Of course, being a blond, she assumes…
Car in a ditch… now what? 🚗💥🤔
A man is driving down a country road when he loses control of his car and ends up in a ditch. He gets out of the car and…
Border Question… Unexpected Answer! 🛂❓😂
… with two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?” “Sand,” answered Juan. The guard says, “We’ll just see…
When a Yugo Meets a Rolls… LOL! 😂🚗💸
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. The driver of the Yugo rolls down his window and shouts to the…
Priest Drops Savage Line at Funeral 😱💀😂
A woman marries a man and has 10 children. The man dies, so the woman remarries and has 10 more children. The next man dies, so the…
She Called It Therapy… He Wasn’t So Sure! 👐😂🤔
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The…
A Brilliant Idea for a Day Off — Literally! 💡😄🏖️
The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.” The man replies, “And how would you do that?” The woman says, “Just wait…