A couple had two little boys
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were always causing trouble. If something went wrong in town, chances were, these two were involved!…
Four buddies have been on the same fishing trip for years
Four buddies have been on the same fishing trip for years. A few days before their annual trip, John’s wife puts her foot down and says he’s…
A police officer was on routine patrol outside a bar
A police officer was on routine patrol outside a bar in the Outback when he noticed a man leaving, so drunk he could barely walk. The man…
Blonde Woman Goes Shopping…Funny
A blonde woman goes into an electronics store and points to an item on the shelf. “I’d like to buy this television,” she says excitedly. The salesman,…
🪑 She was doing fine… until she started leaning to the side 👀
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the…
😅 He was convinced the baby couldn’t be his… until the doctor asked this!
“Doctor,” the man said, “I don’t mind telling you, but I’m a little upset because my daughter has red hair She can’t possibly be mine.” “Nonsense,” the…
They meet every decade… and this time, something changed. 🌴
Two guys grow up together and are best of friends. But after college one moves to Georgia and the other to California. They agree to meet every…
👀 When a nun agrees to fulfill your wish — but under two conditions!
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him…
👂 He kept getting closer… but she still didn’t respond!
A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife cant hear him. How bad is it? the doctor asks. I have no idea, the husband…
🚓 A speeding husband… and a wife who can’t stay quiet! 😬
The husband, who is the one behind the wheel, asks, “What’s the problem, officer?” Officer: “You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.” Man: “No…
✈️ “Only ONE bear!” the pilot warned them. But did they listen? 😬
Two hunters from Moscow charter a small plane to fly them to Siberia to go bear hunting. On landing, the pilot says, “Remember, this plane can only…
✈️ A Mormon and an Irishman on a plane… What happens next is hilarious! 😂
A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken The Irishman…