A Man Walks Into a Bar… and Gets the Deal of a Lifetime! 😱🍺
A Man Walks Into a Bar… and Gets the Deal of a Lifetime! One warm evening, a guy strolls into a bar and heads straight to the…
A farmer drove over to his neighbor’s house and knocked on the door
A farmer drove over to his neighbor’s house and knocked on the door. A 9-year-old boy answered. “Hey there, is your mom or dad home?” the farmer…
A man in his 40s just bought a brand-new BMW
A man in his 40s just bought a brand-new BMW and decided to take it for a spin on the highway. The top was down, the wind…
Hearing Problem Test
A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife cant hear him. How bad is it? the doctor asks. I have no idea, the husband…
Three Kids Are Arguing
At lunch the first boy says, “My dad is the fastest because he is a brick layer & when he drops a brick from the 5th floor…
The Duck Order
A duck walks into a store and asks the cashier, “Do you have any grapes?” The cashier says, “No, we don’t sell grapes.” The next day, the…
Her Boss Thinks She Is Crazy, But He Never Expected This!
The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.” The man replies, “And how would you do that?” The woman says, “Just wait…
A criminal on the run dashes into the desert, desperate to escape the cops.
A criminal on the run dashes into the desert, desperate to escape the cops. But with barely any water, it doesn’t take long before the brutal sun…
A guy goes to Vegas to gamble, but luck is NOT on his side
A guy goes to Vegas to gamble, but luck is NOT on his side. He loses every last dollar—even his cab fare! Desperate, he flags down a…
I think I need to see a doctor.
One day, Pete was complaining to his buddy, “Man, my head is killing me. I think I need to see a doctor.” His friend shook his head…
An arrogant professor gets on a plane
An arrogant professor gets on a plane and sits next to an old man. Mid-flight, feeling a bit full of himself, the professor turns to the old…
A man drove over to his neighbor’s house and knocked on the door
A man drove over to his neighbor’s house and knocked on the door. A little boy, about 8 years old, answered. The man asked, “Hey buddy, is…