Priest Drops Savage Line at Funeral ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚

A woman marries a man and has 10 children. The man dies, so the woman remarries and has 10 more children.

The next man dies, so the woman remarries again and has ten more children.

That man dies, so the woman remarries and has 10 more childrenโ€ฆ

The husband dies again and finally the woman dies as well.

At the funeral, the priest mutters, โ€œThank God! Theyโ€™re finally together!โ€œ

A man at the funeral asks another man on his left, โ€œWhich husband do you think he means?

The first, second, or third?โ€ The man on his left says, โ€œI think he means her legs.โ€

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