The Amazing Dog And Its Special Collar
A farmer is in the middle of plowing his field when his tractor runs out of gas. He needs to get back to the farm, but it’s…
A Husband Exclaims His Wife Your Bum Is Really Big
A husband exclaims to his wife one day, “Your bum is getting really big. It’s bigger than the BBQ grill!” Later that night in bed, the husband…
The police were called to a female gym
The female manager ran out to greet the two male officers as they exited their vehicle. “Please, come quickly.” She said in horror, “We’ve found a peep…
Health Problem
The nurse asked Bob to remove his clothing and put on a gown before he gets checked by the doctor. “In front of you?” he asks shyly….
A man walks up to the main desk a library
A man walks up to the main desk a library and says in a loud commanding voice to the librarian: I’ll take two hamburgers, no mayonnaise, and…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had a hard day Gladys has been most difficult… I know I ought to…
An old lady is turning 100
An old lady is turning 100. She is in great health for her age and regularly walks to the market, post office and the bank with no…
A man having lunch at a Chinese restaurant
A man having lunch at a Chinese restaurant noticed that the table had been set with forks, not chopsticks. He asked why The waiter said “Chopsticks are…
A group of male friends
A group of male friends, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons because the…
A husband and wife were out playing golf.
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left. The wife…
A Chinese Doctor can’t find a job in a Hospital in the US
A Chinese Doctor can’t find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens his own clinic and puts a sign outside ‘GET TREATMENT FOR…
A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend
A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard. “I do like your beard, John, but I would…