A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said
A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said: ‘Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible. ‘What do you mean?’…
50th anniversary
Jerry was at a marriage seminar, and the leader of the seminar, a lady, was asking everybody how long they were married for. When it was Jerry’s…
A farmer goes out and buys a new young rooster – Funny
A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and done the damages with all…
Funny – Car is Full Nuns
A car full of Irish nuns sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up along side of them. “Hey,…
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and…
Fondness Of Women’s Sacrifice
Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter 10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they…
Funny – Mom Has Most Embarrassing Trip To Taco Bell of All Time
Children have a unique way with words that can really surprise us and leave us trying to catch our breath from laughing so hard. It’s no wonder…
Teacher
Teacher: Who is the President of Iraq? Johnny: I don’t know Miss Teacher: You need to focus more on your studies. Johnny: Please Miss, can I ask…
Old couple reflects on 50 years over breakfast
Rustic wooden table, young and in love, embarking on a journey together,” he reminisced, his eyes glinting with nostalgia. As the sun streamed through the kitchen window,…
Newlywed men
The first guy married an Iowa gal; he says, I told my wife she had to all the cooking. The first day I didn’t see anything, but…