A s**y Irish blonde at a C**ino, seemed a little intoxicated, She bet 20,000 Euro on a single roll of dice. She said – “I hope you…

Two wives go out for girls’ night. Both got drunk, started walking home, and had to pee. They stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe…

Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house. They both decided it was time to get married. So Little Johnny went to Susie’s dad…

A husband decides to make a quick run to the store, while his wife waits at home. A few minutes after he leaves the house, his guy…

A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter…

As he walked up to old lady’s car he noticed there were 3 other elderly folks looking very frightened and rigid. He leaned down to the old…

A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from…

A pastor went to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after getting his teeth, he preached for only eight minutes. The second…

Little Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He’d been playing outside with the other kids for a while…

A teacher asks the class to name things that end with tor, that eat things. The first little boy says. Alligator, “Very good, that’s a big word?…

A man got really drunk one night in his local pub. The barman refused to serve him any more alcohol and told him he should be heading…