Little boy sitting on his step eating candy just as fast as he could unwrap it. A man passing by saw what he was doing.
He said all that candy is not good for you and will spoil your dinner. The little boy said I don’t know about that but said I don’t know about that but my grandpa lived to be a 102. The man said wow you mean by eating candy. The little boy said no, by minding his own business.
I was driving when I saw the flash of a traffic camera. I figured that my picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though I…
A fireman was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off…
The other day my neighbour, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy. I didn’t know why she was jumping…
I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?” “No,…
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from…
One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch in her crotch. She told the doctor her problem and he said, “You…