Teacher: “John, what’s the matter? Why are you looking so upset?” John: “My dad is in the police station, and my mom is in the hospital!” Teacher:…

This man was talking to a group of men at a bar, and he said, “In my house, I am the boss, I say when the laundry…

Indian warrior decided to change his name and went to the Registry of BDM (birth, death, marriages). He approaches the counter and talks to the lady at…

All the way through dinner, my wife’s best friend’s four-year-old daughter stared at me intently as I sat opposite her. The little girl could hardly eat her…

Ted and Mary were walking down the street when a priest stopped them and said,“Didn’t I marry you two last year?” Ted replied, “Yes, Father, you did.”…

After a lifetime of hard work, Grandma finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor asked her to bring a list of all her medications. As…

A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, just about to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says, “I have a confession to make… I’m…

A man brings some flowers home to his wife. She’s so surprised by his romantic gesture that she lays back on the dining table, throws her legs…

Ninety-four-year-old Grandma Ethel walks into her church one quiet morning and heads straight for the confession booth. She steps inside, settles onto the seat, and clears her…

A woman was cleaning her husbands dresser drawers when she found 3 golf balls and a box with $2000 in it. She waited for him to come…

A donkey is having a drink in a pub when he spots a horse at the bar so goes over for a chat. “What do you do…