An elderly man goes into his doctor’s office for an annual physical… After a while, the doctor comes out and says, “I’m sorry Bill, but we have…

Jim calls in to work and says, “Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I…

Norman, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more for old-time’s sake. He engages a woman of the night…

Three inmates were being transported to state prison. As part of a new “morale initiative,” each of them was allowed to bring one item to help pass…

Two old farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbors but didn’t like each other much. In 1999, there was a period of -30 degrees centigrade cold and…

Randy was in the hospital for a complete check-up. At 11:00AM, they brought him soup for lunch. He refused it. At 2:00PM, they again tried to serve…

A man is mowing his lawn when 2 hearses come down his street going very very slowly. The hearses are followed by a man walking a dog….

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples….

Four married guys went fishing. After an hour or so, the following conversation took place: First guy: “You have no idea what I had to do to…

Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old. The first one said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of…

A hunter spots a grizzly bear 1,000 yards away, but due to some thick bushes he can’t get any closer, so he aims his rifle and fires….