The well-dressed gentleman watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub.
So he invited the old man inside for a drink.
As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked,
“So how many have you caught today?”
The old man replied,
“You’re the eighth.”
At an adult English class, the instructor decided to make vocabulary practice a little more entertaining. “Alright, everyone,” she said, writing on the board. “Give me a…
Two women were chatting in the afterlife, trying to figure out how each of them had ended up there. The first woman sighed and said, “I always…
An elderly man in California picked up the phone and called his son in New York. “I hate to ruin your day,” he said in a tired…
While still lying in bed, the wife turned to her husband, and said, “Maybe you shouldn’t go to work today.” “What do you mean? Why shouldn’t I…
A couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, and are watching the auctioning off of reproduction bulls. The guy…
Indian warrior decided to change his name and went to the Registry of BDM (birth, death, marriages). He approaches the counter and talks to the lady at…