A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him $2, and that continues for a year.Then suddenly the daily donation changes to $1.50. “Well,” he…

During a commercial airline flight, a Navy Chief was seated next to a young mother with a baby in her arms. When her baby began crying during…

A woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if…

The preacher said, “Everyone who wants to go to Heaven, stand up.” Everyone stood except one older lady. The preacher asked, “Don’t you want to go to…

While still lying in bed, the wife turned to her husband, and said, “Maybe you shouldn’t go to work today.” “What do you mean? Why shouldn’t I…

By the time Jim, a travelling salesman, rolled into a little town, every hotel was booked solid. “Please, you’ve got to have something,” he begged the last…

An older couple was cruising down the highway, enjoying their retirement freedom — windows down, classic country playing, and just a tiny bit too much speed. The…

A married couple got into an accident and the husband’s face was badly burned. The doctor told him that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body…

The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in this…

One day a blonde went the doctor with a burn on her stomach. The doctor gasped and asked what happened. The blonde told the doctor she put…

A man walks past a five-star restaurant and notices a sign in the window: “Piano Player Wanted.” Curious, he steps inside and asks to speak with the…