Sue went to the cemetery every day to water the flowers on the grave of her late husband, Bob.
When she was finished, she always walked backwards as she left the grave.One day, her friend Tammy asked,
âSue, why on earth do you always leave the cemetery walking backwards?â
Sue smiled and said,
âWhen Bob was alive, he used to tell me, âYouâve got such a great ass, it could bring a dead man back to life!â⌠Well, Iâm not taking any chances!â
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