A blonde was recently fired from her cashier job, because she kept stealing money from the register. She went looking for work the next day. A few…

A Man And His Wife Go On A Date. They are seated and after browsing the menu they both decide to order the soup of the day….

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she…

A female alcoholic walks into a bar that has a sign marked: “For Men Only.” “I’m sorry, ma’am,” says the bartender. “We only serve men in this…

On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud…

A big-shot attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days, and he quickly became a nightmare for the staff. He treated the nurses like they…

The Pope dies and finds himself standing at the Gates of Heaven. He rings the bell, and St. Peter shuffles up and opens the gate. St. Peter…

A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman…

A young lady was waiting for her flight in the boarding room of a big airport. As she would need to wait for a long time, she…

A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they’d have to drastically alter…

Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain announced “One of the engines has failed and the flight will be…