A large, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack. The very next day, a skinny little man showed up at…

Vicky was at a business conference. During a break, she decided to call home collect. Her six-year-old son picked up the phone and heard a stranger’s voice…

A drunken old man walked into a bar. He yells at the bartender, “Bartender get me a tequila!” The bartender gets him a tequila. The old man…

A couples were playing a round of poker one summer night, when one of the husbands, Bob, accidentally dropped a few of his chips on the floor….

Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch. First Bull: “I’ve been here five years. I’m not giving this new bull any of…

A couple was in a busy shopping mall just before Valentine’s Day. The wife turned around and suddenly realized her husband was missing. Annoyed — because they…

In a moment of confession, a nun revealed to the priest, “Father, I have sinned. We took in a homeless man and gave him shelter, but I…

“Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old.“You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet…

A 70-year-old woman chose to remain overnight in a costly hotel as a treat for her birthday. The following morning, she was appalled when the desk clerk…

A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over. The cop asked the farmer, “Didn’t you know it is against…

Little Johnny wakes up desperate to use the bathroom. He can hear his mom downstairs chatting with friends, so he runs down and blurts out: “Mommy! I…