Mary went to see a psychiatrist about her husband Bob (he wouldn’t go with her).
“Doctor, my husband has this problem. Almost every night now, he’s dreaming he’s a refrigerator!”
“My dear, that is not really a problem! A lot of people dream that they are somebody or something unusual…”
Mary leans forward as she softly whispers this confidence, “But you see, doctor, it is also a problem for me! Bob sleeps with his mouth open, and his little light keeps me awake!”
At an adult English class, the instructor decided to make vocabulary practice a little more entertaining. “Alright, everyone,” she said, writing on the board. “Give me a…
Two women were chatting in the afterlife, trying to figure out how each of them had ended up there. The first woman sighed and said, “I always…
An elderly man in California picked up the phone and called his son in New York. “I hate to ruin your day,” he said in a tired…
While still lying in bed, the wife turned to her husband, and said, “Maybe you shouldn’t go to work today.” “What do you mean? Why shouldn’t I…
A couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, and are watching the auctioning off of reproduction bulls. The guy…
Indian warrior decided to change his name and went to the Registry of BDM (birth, death, marriages). He approaches the counter and talks to the lady at…