A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a litter of kittens
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. When they got home, he excitedly told his mom,“There were two boy kittens and…
The female dentist pulled out a numbing needle
The female dentist pulled out a numbing needle to give the man a shot. “No way! No needles! I hate needles!” he said. So she started hooking…
A lost dog strays into a jungle
A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution “this guy looks edible, never seen his kind before”….
A little survey
A woman approached a man and said, “Excuse me, sir, I’m doing a little survey. Can I ask you a few questions?” He said, “Sure – ask…
A police recruit was asked during an exam
During the final stage of the police academy exam, recruits faced a series of tricky moral questions designed to test their judgment. The instructor, a very serious…
Story: The blonde CEO
A young executive is leaving the office late one evening, when he finds the blonde CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper…
Story: A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A pretty, young, student nurse appears to give…
Story: An elderly man in a bar had a couple of beers
An elderly man in a bar had a couple of beers, and the bartender told him he owed 4 dollars. “But I paid, don’t you remember?” said…
Story: Married life after 60
Married life after 60 ???????? During check-in at airport for a non-stop long-haul flight, the airline staff was very apologetic to the husband and said: “I am…
A man’s wife sends him to the store
A man’s wife sends him to the store to buy cigarettes, but when he gets there, it’s closed. On the way home, he stops at a bar…
The same sin in confession—adultery
An elderly priest had grown tired of hearing the same sin in confession—adultery. Every week, it was the same thing. One Sunday, during his sermon, he sighed…
A mechanic was working on removing a cylinder head
A mechanic was working on removing a cylinder head from a Harley motorcycle engine when he noticed a well-known cardiologist waiting in his shop. The cardiologist was…