There was blonde who wanted to go on a diet.
There was blonde who wanted to go on a diet. She went to the doctor and asked for his advice. He said that she was going to…
Story: What’s three times three?
In this amusing short tale, three elderly gentlemen visit a doctor for a memory test. When asked, “What is three times three?” the first man answers “274,”…
Story: A little Johnny got on the bus
A little Johnny got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar backward. The little Johnny asked why…
Two Russian hunters meet.
Two Russian hunters meet. “I shot a gigantic bear yesterday,” says Ivan. “Look at the hide!” “How do you find such huge bears?” Sergei asks. “Easy,” says…
A little girl in first grade
A little girl in first grade was doing very well especially in spelling. One day she came home with new words to study for an upcoming test…
A woman’s garden is growing beautifully
A woman’s garden is growing beautifully but the tomatoes won’t ripen. She goes to her neighbor and says, ”Your tomatoes are ripe, mine are green. What can…
Benjamin was in jail
Benjamin was in jail serving 30 years for robbing banks. After serving about 12 years he is notified that his Uncle from Ludhiana has died and left…
Pat and Mick were sworn enemies
Pat and Mick were sworn enemies, and the slightest wrong word was sure to set them off. As luck would have it, they both ended up at…
Wanna hear a blonde joke?
An old, short-sighted cowboy stumbles into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He feels his way to the counter, settles onto a stool, and orders a shot…
A fireman was working on the engine
A fireman was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a red wagon. It had tiny ladders on the…
Welcome to Flight 293!
Shortly after a British Airways flight reached cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement: “Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from…
A chemist walks into his shop
A chemist walks into his shop and sees a man leaning against the wall. “What’s wrong with him?” he asks his assistant. “He came in for cough…