Mom: “How was your exam today?”
Son: “Very easy.”
Mom: “That’s wonderful! So you think you’ll get a good grade?”
Son: “I’m not sure about that.”
Mom: “But you just said it was easy.”
Son: “It was. The teacher gave very simple questions.”
Mom: “Then what’s the problem?”
Son: “The answers.”
Mom: “What do you mean the answers?”
Son: “They were very hard to find.”
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