Video: A burn on stomach
One day a blonde went the doctor with a burn on her stomach. The doctor gasped and asked what happened. The blonde told the doctor she put…
Video: Piano Player Wanted
A man walks past a five-star restaurant and notices a sign in the window: “Piano Player Wanted.” Curious, he steps inside and asks to speak with the…
Video: Grandma and Grandpa
Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of V.i.agra in his son’s medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the…
Why are you looking so upset?
Teacher: “John, what’s the matter? Why are you looking so upset?” John: “My dad is in the police station, and my mom is in the hospital!” Teacher:…
Video: In my house I am the boss!
This man was talking to a group of men at a bar, and he said, “In my house, I am the boss, I say when the laundry…
Indian warrior decided to change his name
Indian warrior decided to change his name and went to the Registry of BDM (birth, death, marriages). He approaches the counter and talks to the lady at…
Video: Why you are staring at me?
All the way through dinner, my wife’s best friend’s four-year-old daughter stared at me intently as I sat opposite her. The little girl could hardly eat her…
Didn’t I marry you two last year?
Ted and Mary were walking down the street when a priest stopped them and said,“Didn’t I marry you two last year?” Ted replied, “Yes, Father, you did.”…
Video: Grandma’s birth control pills
After a lifetime of hard work, Grandma finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor asked her to bring a list of all her medications. As…
Honeymoon handicap
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, just about to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says, “I have a confession to make… I’m…
Video: A man brings some flowers home to his wife
A man brings some flowers home to his wife. She’s so surprised by his romantic gesture that she lays back on the dining table, throws her legs…
Video: Ninety-four-year-old Grandma Ethel
Ninety-four-year-old Grandma Ethel walks into her church one quiet morning and heads straight for the confession booth. She steps inside, settles onto the seat, and clears her…