He had lost their entire fortune
A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they’d have to drastically alter…
Video: Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland
Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain announced “One of the engines has failed and the flight will be…
Video: A dentist told a mother
A dentist told a mother, “I’m sorry madam, but I’ll have to charge you a $100 for pulling your boy’s tooth.” The mother exclaimed, “A $100! You…
Video: A man walks past a beggar
A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him $2, and that continues for a year.Then suddenly the daily donation changes to $1.50. “Well,” he…
During a commercial airline flight
During a commercial airline flight, a Navy Chief was seated next to a young mother with a baby in her arms. When her baby began crying during…
A woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane
A woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if…
Video: Everyone who wants to go to Heaven, stand up.
The preacher said, “Everyone who wants to go to Heaven, stand up.” Everyone stood except one older lady. The preacher asked, “Don’t you want to go to…
Video: Working Too Hard
While still lying in bed, the wife turned to her husband, and said, “Maybe you shouldn’t go to work today.” “What do you mean? Why shouldn’t I…
No trouble with the snoring?!
By the time Jim, a travelling salesman, rolled into a little town, every hotel was booked solid. “Please, you’ve got to have something,” he begged the last…
Enjoying their retirement freedom
An older couple was cruising down the highway, enjoying their retirement freedom — windows down, classic country playing, and just a tiny bit too much speed. The…
Her Husbands New Face
A married couple got into an accident and the husband’s face was badly burned. The doctor told him that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body…
Video: We’re going to be three
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in this…