Video: A farmer and his pig
A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over. The cop asked the farmer, “Didn’t you know it is against…
Video: Little Johnny wakes up desperate
Little Johnny wakes up desperate to use the bathroom. He can hear his mom downstairs chatting with friends, so he runs down and blurts out: “Mommy! I…
Video: A man had three beautiful girlfriends
A man had three beautiful girlfriends but didn’t know which one to marry. As a test, he decided to give each woman $5,000 to see how they…
Video: A blonde was recently fired
A blonde was recently fired from her cashier job, because she kept stealing money from the register. She went looking for work the next day. A few…
Video: A Man And His Wife Go On A Date
A Man And His Wife Go On A Date. They are seated and after browsing the menu they both decide to order the soup of the day….
Scotch with two drops of water
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she…
For Men Only
A female alcoholic walks into a bar that has a sign marked: “For Men Only.” “I’m sorry, ma’am,” says the bartender. “We only serve men in this…
On their first night together
On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud…
A big-shot attorney
A big-shot attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days, and he quickly became a nightmare for the staff. He treated the nurses like they…
The Pope at the Pearly Gates
The Pope dies and finds himself standing at the Gates of Heaven. He rings the bell, and St. Peter shuffles up and opens the gate. St. Peter…
Video: Milk baths
A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman…
Video: A Young Lady At The Airport
A young lady was waiting for her flight in the boarding room of a big airport. As she would need to wait for a long time, she…