TXT: A Swiss man looking for directions
A Swiss man was driving through a small English town, completely lost and increasingly frustrated. After circling the same streets several times, he finally spotted a bus…
TXT: Been in the business 60 years
The doctor looked Joe straight in the eye and said, “I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news is—I can cure your headaches. The bad…
Margaret was very upset
Margaret was very upset as her husband Albert had just passed away. She went to the undertaker’s to have one last look at her dearly departed husband….
TXT: Vocabulary practice
At an adult English class, the instructor decided to make vocabulary practice a little more entertaining. “Alright, everyone,” she said, writing on the board. “Give me a…
TXT: When two women…
Two women were chatting in the afterlife, trying to figure out how each of them had ended up there. The first woman sighed and said, “I always…
TXT: I hate to ruin your day!
An elderly man in California picked up the phone and called his son in New York. “I hate to ruin your day,” he said in a tired…
TXT: You shouldn’t go to work today!
While still lying in bed, the wife turned to her husband, and said, “Maybe you shouldn’t go to work today.” “What do you mean? Why shouldn’t I…
TXT: A couple go to an agricultural show
A couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, and are watching the auctioning off of reproduction bulls. The guy…
Story: Indian warrior decided to change his name
Indian warrior decided to change his name and went to the Registry of BDM (birth, death, marriages). He approaches the counter and talks to the lady at…
Video: Dad, I have a flat tire!
Daughter: Dad, I have a flat tire! Dad: Can’t you call your husband? Daughter: I tried, he didn’t answer. Dad: Do you have a spare? Daughter: He…
TXT: A pretty lady walked into a pet store
A pretty lady walked into a pet store and started chatting with the owner. “I’d love a pet that matches my personality,” she said, smiling confidently. “Something…
TXT: A blonde stopped at a gas station
A blonde pulled into a gas station one afternoon because her car had been making a strange noise. She got out, looked around like she knew exactly…