Go out and fix the outhouse!
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollered out… “Pa you need to go out and fix the outhouse! ”Pa replies, “There ain’t nuthin’ wrong…
To doctor for a physical
An elderly gentleman goes to his.. doctor for a physical, checked his bloodwork, heart and lungs, everything looks great! The doctor said he had one more test…
The blinking wing tip light
On a recent flight I was on, this elderly woman kept peering out the window. Since it was totally dark, all she could see was the blinking…
A man is standing outside the gates of Heaven
A man is standing outside the gates of Heaven. Saint Peter approaches and says, “Can I help you?” The man replies, “No thanks.” He continues to stand…
Two nuns in a food store
Two nuns were shopping in a food store and happened to be passing the beer and liquor section. One asks the other if she would like a…
Video: Two young lovers
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some wood…
Three inmates in a state prison
Three inmates were being transported to state prison. As part of a new “morale initiative,” each of them was allowed to bring one item to help pass…
Video: The wife bought a new see through nighty
The wife bought a new see through nighty, wore it without any underclothes and came swinging before the husband. Aroused Husband says, “You look so beautiful and…
Video: Doctor puts overweight blonde on a diet
A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the…
Bert and Edna
An elderly couple, Bert and Edna, are sitting on their porch swing one quiet Sunday evening. They’ve been married for 55 years. The sun is setting, the…
Video: Made in Japan
A Japanese man went to America for sightseeing. On his final day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the…
The new farmhand
After a successful farmer passed away, he left his entire farm to his wife. She was smart, confident, and determined to keep the farm running just as…