The Santa Claus at the mall
The Santa Claus at the mall was very surprised when a young lady about twenty years old walked up and sat on his lap. Santa doesn’t usually…
Video: I’M A LIGHTBULB!
One blonde, tired of working, says to the other: “Watch this, I’m going to act crazy so that the boss will send me home.” She climbs up…
A lady went to the bar on a cruise ship
A lady went to the bar on a cruise ship and ordered a Scotch with two drops of water. The bartender gave her the drink, and she…
Tommy went to church
A little boy named Tommy went to church with his grandma every Sunday. One day, Grandma told him it was time to make his first confession. She…
Video: Billy Bob and his truck
Billy Bob tried to sell his old truck. He was having a lot of problems selling it because the truck had 250,000 miles on the odometer. One…
Three women are lost in the forest while hunting.
Three women, a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette, are lost in the forest while hunting. They each have a shotgun with 2 bullets. They make a…
My neighbor came running up to me
The other day, my blonde neighbor came running up to me in the driveway, jumping for joy! I didn’t know why she was jumping so excitedly, but…
Video: The perfect boys-out trip.
Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect boys’ trip. Two days before the group is to leave, Rob’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he…
Video: If you said you paid, you did
A man walks into a bar, drinks a couple of beers, and prepares to leave. The bartender tells him that he owes $9. “But I paid, don’t…
Video: A guy sitting in a bar is really looking nervous.
A guy sitting in a bar is looking really nervous. Every time the door opens, he jumps. Every time there is a noise, he cringes. The bartender,…
Two smart fellows were in a pub.
Two smart fellows were in a pub. They called the pub’s owner over and asked him to settle an argument. “Are there two pints in a quart…
A pious man suddenly stopped going to synagogue.
A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow’s absence after so many years of faithful…