A man sat on his front porch

A man sat on his front porch, staring dejectedly at the ground. His neighbor, noticing his gloomy demeanor, walked over to check on him. “Hey, what’s got…

God bless mommy

His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened “God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless Grandma, Good bye Grandpa” The father…

I get home… and guess what I found?

A mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law, Pete, furious and packing his suitcase. “What happened, Paddy?” she asks, concerned. Pete shouts, “What happened!?…

A Farmer Comes Home To Find His Sheepdog

A farmer comes home to find his sheepdog waiting for him. The sheepdog says: “I herded the sheep into the barn, just like you asked! “You sure…

For your carelessness, I curse you!

Toward the far end of the golf course, Dave somehow managed to slice his ball straight into the woods, where he found it nestled in a patch…

If my mom was…

A little boy hopped onto a public bus and plopped down in the seat right behind the driver. As the bus pulled away, the boy started chatting…

Speeding? That’s the Least of It!

One sunny afternoon, an elderly woman named Violante was cruising peacefully down the highway when she noticed flashing red and blue lights in her rearview mirror. Without…

My job’s demanding. I’ll land when I land—no questions.

A commercial airline pilot finally ties the knot with his longtime girlfriend—a sharp, no-nonsense air traffic controller known for keeping cool under pressure. On their honeymoon, he…

How can you measure the height of a building using a barometer?

Once upon a time, a university professor faced a strange dilemma. A physics student had answered a test question in a way that was technically correct —…

A man’s wife sends him to the store to buy cigarettes

A man’s wife sends him to the store to buy cigarettes, but when he gets there, it’s closed. On the way home, he stops at a bar…

That’s my seat. I specifically booked it!

Tom Reynolds boarded his flight to Chicago and made his way to the aisle seat he had reserved. To his surprise, a blonde woman was already sitting…

Video: A Farmer Comes Home To Find His Sheepdog

A farmer comes home to find his sheepdog waiting for him. The sheepdog says: “I herded the sheep into the barn, just like you asked! “You sure…