A man returns home early from work one afternoon
A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting.“What are you doing?” the man inquires….
A Wife, husband, and maid situation
A wife goes on a trip for work. When she returns, she finds a pair of panties in her dresser that do not belong to her. Furious,…
A call from a Canadian customer
A Canadian customer was calling to find out if there was a faster way to trigger menu commands than mousing up to the menus. Agent: “Certainly, sir….
A Scotch with two drops of water
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she…
Widow Posts A Newspaper Ad To Find A Husband
A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again… She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: “Husband wanted! Must be in…
How much do you weigh?
A woman goes to her doctor for her annual check up. The nurse starts with certain basic items. ‘How much do you weigh?’ she asks ‘Eight and…
So you’re a man, that’s interesting
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them…
She threw a towel around her head and…
After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children…
The fastest gun in the West
A young cowboy in the Wild West dreamed of being the fastest gunfighter ever. He practiced day and night, but something just wasn’t clicking. One night at…
A blonde is pulled over by a police officer
A blonde is speeding down a deserted street when she is pulled over by a police officer. The officer very politely requests to see the blondes license….
A romantic winter vacation
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some wood…
A man was watching TV and snacking on peanuts
One evening, a man was relaxing at home, watching TV and snacking on peanuts. He had a habit of tossing them in the air and catching them…