A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment
A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?” The wife says, “The doctor told…
If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2
Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I…
Video: When Bill turned 65
When Bill turned 65, he decided it was time to retire and enjoy life. But after just a few months of him being home all the time,…
Video: A woman was gathering firewood along the edge of a river
A woman was gathering firewood along the edge of a river. While cutting a branch from a tree, she dropped her axe into the water, and it…
Video: A wealthy man has lost his wallet
A man stumbles upon a lost wallet containing $700. A few days later, he notices a public notice: A wealthy man has lost his wallet and is…
Video: A little boy hops on a bus
A little boy hops on a bus and sits right behind the driver. Grinning, he starts chattering: “If my mom was a hen and my dad was…
Video: The Navy realized they had too many officers
The Navy realized they had too many officers, so they came up with a special early retirement bonus: 💰 $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight…
Video: A mother-in-law arrives home from the shops
A mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law, Pete, furious and packing his suitcase. “What happened, Paddy?” she asks, concerned. Pete shouts, “What happened!?…
Video: Polish man married an American woman
Polish man married an American woman, and even though his English wasn’t perfect, they got along just fine. One day, he bursts into a lawyer’s office, looking…
Video: A guy walks into a bar
A guy walks into a bar, looks around, and notices an older man sitting at a nearby table. He says to the bartender, “A round on me…
How were people born?
A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and…
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they laid down for the night, and went…