Video: The Elbow
A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. “You come to the front door of the apartments….
Video: One morning, a wife finds a note from her husband
One morning, a wife finds a note from her husband on the fridge. My dear wife,I’m sure you’ll understand that as much as I love and appreciate…
Video: A woman is walking on the road
A woman is walking on the road and a voice shouts out, “Don’t take a step further. She obeys and suddenly a ton of bricks fall on…
After Brian proposed to Jill…
After Brian proposed to Jill, his father took him to one side. “Son, when I first got married to your mother, the first thing I did when…
She quietly opens the door to her bedroom
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her…
Story: What’s three times three?
In this amusing short tale, three elderly gentlemen visit a doctor for a memory test. When asked, “What is three times three?” the first man answers “274,”…
Jesús is watching you!
Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, “Jesús is watching you.” He looked around…
Who is the creator of the universe?
Josey wasn’t the best pupil at Sunday school. She often fell asleep and one day while she was sleeping, the teacher asked her a question. “Who is…
In a Catholic school cafeteria
In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, “Only take one. God is watching.” Further down the line…
I know the whole truth!
At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I…
If there are three ducks sitting on a fence…
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, “If there are three ducks sitting on a fence,…
My friend thinks he is smart
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so… I threw a coconut at his face.