Video: A Man Received The Following Text From His Neighbour.
A man received the following text from his neighbour: “I am so sorry Bob. I’m riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping…
If I gave you $20 would you buy booze?
Crazy thing happened today. I saw a homeless man & I asked him if I gave him $20 would you buy booze? He said no he hadn’t…
Does that runway look short to you?
A flight crew was coming in to land at an unfamiliar airport. As they lined up on final approach, the pilot squinted out the window. Pilot: “Does…
Video: Adults have deep, dark secrets
Little Johnny overheard his friends saying that adults have deep, dark secrets and can be easily manipulated. Always curious, Johnny decided to test this theory. When he…
Video: So Funny – long drive
A guy and his girlfriend were going on a romantic long drive. Suddenly, the guy, who is driving the car pulls up on the side of the…
We need a new cuckoo clock!
The other night I was invited out for a night with the “girls”. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” As…
A bus full of ugly people had a head on collision with a truck
A bus full of ugly people had a head on collision with a truck. When they died, God granted all of them one wish. The first person…
Video: A woman marries the man of her dreams
A woman marries the man of her dreams, but on their wedding night, he insists on keeping the lights off and staying under the sheets. She finds…
Why are blonde jokes so short?
One day, during a casual lunch break at the office, a group of coworkers got into a discussion about humor. They started debating what makes a joke…
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him. “Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’…
A man escapes from prison
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns, and finds a young…
Video: Funny Joke – The Rooster
A farmer decided he wanted to go into town to see a movie. As he was standing in line for a ticket, the ticket agent says to…