Two couples decided to host a friendly dinner party
Two couples decided to host a friendly dinner party one evening. During the evening, Jim accidentally dropped his napkin under the table. When he bent down to…
An elderly couple strolled back into a Mercedes dealership
An elderly couple strolled back into a Mercedes dealership, their eyes set on the luxury car they had been saving up for. But as they approached, their…
An old man and an old woman are sitting side by side
An old man and an old woman are sitting side by side in their rocking chairs. The old woman is quietly embroidering, and the old man is…
An elderly lady walks up to the bar
An elderly lady walks up to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with just two drops of water. As the bartender hands her…
She was standing in the kitchen
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The ‘T’ shirt that she normally slept in. As I…
An old man decides he wants to meet his grandson
An old man decides he wants to meet his grandson before he dies. He lives in the wilderness like a hermit so he hardly ever meets anyone….
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife as she gazed at herself in the mirror. With her birthday approaching, he asked…
A woman went with her husband to his doctor’s appointment
A woman went with her husband to his doctor’s appointment. After the checkup, the doctor asked to speak with her privately. He said, “Your husband is suffering…
I think I might be a dog!
A man walks into the therapist’s office and says, ‘I think I might be a dog.’ The therapist offers him a seat, and the man responds, ‘Oh…
I lied about my age!
A 60-year-old millionaire got married to a 20-year-old model. When his friends asked him how he did it, he said: ‘I lied about my age.’ They then…
What’s with the two cigarettes?
A man always smokes two cigarettes at the same time, so eventually one of his friends asks, ‘What’s with the two cigarettes?’ The man replies, ‘My brother…
Video: An elderly couple is in bed
An elderly couple is in bed. After a few minutes of silence, the old man lets out a fart and says, “Seven points.” His wife turns to…