How old are you, Johnny?
At the bus stop, 6-year-old Johnny stands beside his mum as they wait. She leans down and whispers, “I’ll buy a ticket for myself, but if the…
Video: A little girl approached her father
A little girl approached her father and said, “Daddy, I wish I had a little sister!” Trying to be funny, her dad replied, “But honey, you *do*…
Video: A woman visited a doctor’s office for an examination
A woman visited a doctor’s office for an examination. A few minutes into the checkup, loud screeching erupted from the room, followed by the woman bolting out…
A woman visited a doctor’s office for an examination
A woman visited a doctor’s office for an examination. A few minutes into the checkup, loud screeching erupted from the room, followed by the woman bolting out…
Two Coats on a Hot Day
A businessman went into the office and found an inexperienced handyman painting the walls. The handyman was wearing two heavy parkas on a hot summer day. Thinking…
The DIY Home Repair
John and Mary were homeowners who decided to tackle some home improvement projects themselves. One weekend, they decided to paint their living room. John said, “I’ll take…
Abe and Esther are flying to Australia
An old couple, Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary: Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain…
A policeman is walking down the street one day
A policeman is walking down the street one day, When he notices a very small boy Little Johnny trying to press a doorbell on a house across…
The Speeding Blondie
A blonde is speeding down a deserted street when she is pulled over by a police officer. The officer very politely requests to see the blondes license….
A guy walks into a bar with his cat
A guy walks into a bar with his cat, but the bartender immediately says,“Sorry, no animals allowed in here.” To the bartender’s surprise, the cat speaks up:“Hey,…
A man was relaxing at home
One evening, a man was relaxing at home, watching TV and snacking on peanuts. He had a habit of tossing them in the air and catching them…
A man sat on his front porch
A man sat on his front porch, staring dejectedly at the ground. His neighbor, noticing his gloomy demeanor, walked over to check on him. “Hey, what’s got…