Do not be racist; be like Mario!
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He’s an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black…
And what starting salary are you looking for?
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting salary…
11 people hanging onto a rope
There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide…
Sick and tired of all the blonde jokes!
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back…
Jury duty
“Please, Your Honor, I’d like to be excused from jury duty,” pleaded an anxious-looking man. “Why should I excuse you?” asked the judge. “You see, I owe…
Story: A police officer pulls over a driver
A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5,000 in a safety competition, all because he is wearing his seat…
Two tall trees, a birch, and a beech
THREE TREES AND A WOODPECKERTwo tall trees, a birch, and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the…
Three bulls heard the farmer was bringing another bull onto the farm
Three bulls heard the farmer was bringing another bull onto the farm. First Bull: “I’ve been here five years. I’m not giving this new bull any of…
I’ve got two chimpanzees in the back
A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked…
I play the part of the husband!
A boy came home from school and told his mother he had been given a part in the school play. “Wonderful,” said his mother, “what part is…
If you had a dollar…
“If you had a dollar,” quizzed the teacher, “and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how much money would you have?” “One dollar,”…
An attractive young woman on a flight
An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?” “Of course child. What may I do…