Two crows were in a field
Two crows were in a field when they noticed a figure that looked like a man in the distance. “See that over there? What is that?”, says…
Three friends stranded on a deserted island find a magic lamp
Three friends stranded on a deserted island find a magic lamp. Inside it is a genie who agrees to grant each friend one wish. “I want to…
Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news.”
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client and said to him, “Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad…
A man is walking through the woods
A man is walking through the woods when he sees a bear charging at him. He books it, but he knows he can’t outrun a bear for…
A wife got mad at her husband
A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out. As he walked to the door she yelled, “I…
My boss was honest with me today!
My boss was honest with me today. He pulled up to work with his sweet new car this morning and I complimented him on it. He replied,…
A guy said to God
A guy said to God, “God, is it true that to you a billion years is like a second?” God said yes. The guy said, “God, is…
A pregnant woman went to the gynecologist
A pregnant woman went to the gynecologist. A pregnant woman went to the gynecologist, and when asked that was the problem, she responded, “Well, whenever I take…
The dumbest kid in the world
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it…
Video: A guy gets a tattoo
A guy comes home late one night, and his wife is waiting for him at the door, arms crossed. “Where the hell have you been?” she demands. “I…
Video: Three elderly brothers live together
Three elderly brothers—96, 94, and 92—still live together in the old family house. One evening, the 96-year-old runs a bath. He puts one foot in and freezes.“Hey!”…
Video: It’s important for men to remember
It’s important for men to remember that as women grow older, household tasks may not come as easily to them as they once did. When this happens,…