Lipstick on the school bathroom
A number of young girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the school bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on…
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, ‘Hey, Morgan forget your…
Call the shop owner for support!
A young sexy woman passing by Tom’s pet shop saw a board – “Monkey who does great sêx “.She went in,bought that monkey and walked away with…
Two friends went into a bakery
Two friends went into a bakery. One of them sneakily took three pastries without the shopkeeper noticing and boasted about how clever he was for not getting…
A director of a winery started looking for a person to hire
At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in…
Hello. My name is Carmen.
A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled, and said, “Hello. My name is…
Sick and tired of all these blonde jokes
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as not to bright, so…
Video: If there are three ducks sitting on a fence…
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, “If there are three ducks sitting on a fence,…
Video: Two old ladies are sitting on a bus stop, smoking
Two old ladies are sitting on a bus stop, smoking. It begins to rain, and one old lady pulls out a condom, stretches it out, snips the…
Video: A guy walks into a bar with his cat
A guy walks into a bar with his cat, but the bartender immediately says,“Sorry, no animals allowed in here.” To the bartender’s surprise, the cat speaks up:“Hey,…
During a ride in a taxicab
During a ride in a taxicab, the rider touched the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. Upon the touch, the cab driver flinched, screamed,…
Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?
A little girl asked her Mom, “Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?” Mom replies, “No, because she is in heat.” “What’s…