Mark was late again
Linda had just about had it. Her husband Mark was late again—third time this week—off playing golf like he didn’t have a wife waiting at home with…
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that…
The doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern
There was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, ‘Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing.’ Soon,…
What a remarkable dog!
A Dog Walks Into A Butcher Shop. The butcher asks, “What do you want?” The dog points to steak in a glass case. “How many pounds?” The…
Checking meters in a suburban neighborhood
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the end…
A man had four sons from different mothers
A man had four sons from different mothers … *Brodwel, Kenneth, Conrad and Dominic Now his son’s called for meeting with their father to ask me why…
A climber fell off a cliff
A climber fell off a cliff, and, as he tumbled down, he caught hold of a small branch. “Help! Is there anybody up there?” he shouted. A…
Why don’t you bury her here in the Holy Land?
My nagging wife died suddenly on a trip to Jerusalem. Funeral director, “Sir, it would cost about $45,000 if we send her home back to the states…
A fellow was walking along a country road
A fellow was walking along a country road when he came upon a farmer working in his field. The man called out to the farmer, “How long…
Doc, my bum hurts…
Patient: “Doc, my bum hurts…” Doctor: “Where specifically does it hurt?” Patient: “Right around the entrance.” Doctor: “Yeah well that’s the exit. As long as you think…
Kid going to his first day of school
Kid going to his first day of school, he looks worried, his dad asks him, “What’s wrong?” Nervous, the kid asks, “How long do I have to…
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks…