An elderly man wants a job
An elderly man wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little maths test: “Here is your first question.” The foreman says….
I ate 3 plates of beans
During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans. When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: Darling,…
Chester and Earl
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, I’ll send my dog out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond. If…
Video: A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children
A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives….
Three girls worked together in the same office
Three girls worked together in the same office, all under the same female boss. Day after day, they noticed the boss would always sneak out of work…
Any health concerns on your mind?
After his check-up, the doctor smiled at the elderly man and said, “Well, you seem to be in great shape! Any health concerns on your mind?” “Actually,…
A loud screeching erupted from the room
A woman visited a doctor’s office for an examination. A few minutes into the checkup, loud screeching erupted from the room, followed by the woman bolting out…
Betty walked into a local bank
A quirky woman named Betty walked into a local bank carrying a huge bag of cash. She approached the receptionist and said, “I’d like to meet the…
Sir, may I see your driver’s license?
A police officer pulled over a car for speeding and approached the driver’s side window. Officer: “Sir, may I see your driver’s license?” Driver: “I don’t have…
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Video: How I’ve stayed so healthy at this age?
In a small, picturesque village, a couple was widely admired for their astonishing vitality. The husband, an impressive 102 years old, and his wife, a sprightly 98,…
Video: What’s the first thing
Johnny,” says the teacher, “what’s the first thing your father does in the morning?” “He takes a shit, sir,” says Johnny. “Oh,” says the teacher, “and what…