A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom
A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother’s superior was taking a shower.“There is a blind man to see you,” she says. “Well, if…
This picture leaves the teacher speechless
The child is asked to draw at school what his mother’s job is. He draws this picture that leaves the teacher speechless. But the child’s mother’s letter…
The tractor and the carburetor
A farmer goes to the mechanic and says:“There’s water in the carburetor of my tractor.” The mechanic looks puzzled and replies:“Water in the carburetor? That’s impossible. Are…
If they have eggs, buy a dozen.
A programmer’s wife says:“Honey, can you go to the store and buy a loaf of bread? If they have eggs, buy a dozen.” The programmer nods, grabs…
A Woman Is At The Funeral Of Her Husband
A woman is at the funeral of her husband, everyone is going up to say kind words about him, when one man turns around to the wife…
Video: A German Shepherd, a Doberman, and a cat all pass away and meet God
A German Shepherd, a Doberman, and a cat all pass away and meet God. God asks the German Shepherd, “What do you believe in?” The dog replies,…
Video: A university professor faced a strange dilemma
Once upon a time, a university professor faced a strange dilemma. A physics student had answered a test question in a way that was technically correct —…
I am sick and tired of being poor
A poor man told his wife, I am sick and tired of being poor, I am going to work overseas. So, he took off to Africa. A…
A Scotch with two drops of water
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she…
A man and his wife were having an argument in bed
A man and his wife were having an argument in bed. He finally jumped up and took a blanket to the couch. The next day the wife…
One day in the hospital
One day in the hospital, two little boys were lying on stretchers next to each other outside of the operating room. The first boy leans over and…
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that…