Video: My daughter just phoned me
My daughter just phoned me and the conversation went like this!.. Her: “You know that Gladiator movie that I got you?” Me: “Yeah.“ Her: “Wind it forward…
Video: After a weekend getaway
After a weekend getaway, a sergeant returned to the military base only to find none of his soldiers had arrived on time. Three hours passed before they…
Two sisters inherited a family farm
Two sisters inherited a family farm. After a few tough years, money was tight, and the only way to save the farm was to buy a bull…
I’ve decided to name it Life
In Tennessee, George liked to think of himself as a real smooth talker. One night, while he and his wife were getting ready for bed, he leaned…
Little Johnny liked hanging out at the local market
Little Johnny liked hanging out at the local market, but the other kids teased him, saying he wasn’t very bright. To prove it, they’d offer him a…
Talking Dog for Sale
A guy walks past a sign outside a house that says:*“Talking Dog for Sale – Only 10.”* Curious, he knocks on the door.An old man answers and…
A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment
A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38. The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that…
Where did you get that TV?
A dad walked into his 12-year-old son’s bedroom and was shocked to see a 42-inch plasma TV. When he got home from school, he asked, “Where did…
The greatest daughter in the whole world
One afternoon, a little girl sat on the couch next to her mom, looking very thoughtful. After a while, she asked: Daughter: “Mom, what’s it like to…
Dad, are bugs good to eat?
Kid: “Dad, are bugs good to eat?” Dad: “Let’s not talk about such things at the dinner table.” Later, Dad asked: “Now, what did you want to…
What is the chemical formula for water?
A teacher asked: “What is the chemical formula for water?” One student replied: “It’s H I J K L M N O.” The teacher frowned: “What on…
The definition of the word ‘definitely
A kindergarten teacher is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word ‘definitely.’ To make sure the students have a good understanding of the…