A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation. A nurse stopped him and asked, “What’s the…

Boss: (Shouting) Little Johnny, come to my office immediately. Little Johnny: Yes, sir! Boss: Little Johnny, I noticed you arguing with the customer who just left. I’ve…

Tim decided to marry his long-time girlfriend. One evening, after their honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing gear while his wife stood nearby, watching him. After a…

The maid asked her boss’s wife for a raise, and the wife was upset. The wife asked, “Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay…

Little Johnny was busy sleeping in the class when the lesson was going on. The teacher caught him and asked him. Teacher: Why are you sleeping while…

A single man decided that life would be more exciting with a pet. He went to the pet store and told the owner he wanted something unique….

I’ve been teaching for about fifteen years now. I have two kids myself, but the most memorable birth story I know is one I heard in my…

An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and settled down in their old neighborhood. They we’re celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and decided to walk…

A beautiful woman is sitting next to the little Johnny on a plane. There is terrible turbulence and then the plane goes into a sudden nosedive. The…

An old woman walks into a tattoo shop, looks directly at the artist and says “I want to get a tattoo”. The artist hesitantly replies “Well, ok…

An Englishman and an Irishman go to a bakery. The Englishman steals three buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves. He says to the Irishman:…