A blind man walked into a small restaurant one evening and sat down at a table near the window. The owner came over politely and asked, “Menu,…

Sue called her husband Dan at work one afternoon, just as he was rushing between meetings. “Dan,” she said calmly, “do you have time for a quick…

A police officer was parked by the side of the road one afternoon when he saw a biker fly past him well over the speed limit. The…

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from…

A terribly overweight blonde woman went to see her doctor because she was worried about her weight. She sat down in his office and said, “Doctor, I…

Little Johnny went with his father to a horse auction one Saturday afternoon. The place was crowded with farmers, trainers, and buyers walking around inspecting the horses…

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon…

A guy goes into the same diner every single morning. Every day, he grabs the menu, studies it like he’s making a life-changing decision…then orders the exact…

Three men — a Scotsman, an Englishman, and an Irishman — were walking along the beach one afternoon when they spotted an old lantern half-buried in the…

A man calls his home while on a business trip. An unfamiliar voice answers the phone. Man: “Who is this?” Answer comes, “A am the maid.” Man:…

Little Johnny went fishing with his father one quiet Saturday morning. They sat together in a small boat on the lake, waiting patiently for the fish to…